Broken

Everything I touched today broke. That might be an exaggeration, let me rephrase: Everything I bought broke. Yesterday, I mentioned purchasing swimming accoutrements. I spent $11 today on goggles, a swim cap, and a nose plug. The goggles broke while trying to extract them from the package. The swim cap ripped while trying to put it over my head at the pool. The nose plug hurt so bad it might as well have been broken. I still went swimming though, of course.